Joel Watts

I’m Joel Watts: husband of Blake and father of Zoe. We live in Houston, Texas.

I’m part of Watts Lab, Inc., where I make and manage web and mobile applications.

Use or Twitter to get in touch, or track me down elsewhere online—usually as jpwatts.

  1. Novartis can have my Excedrin when they pry it from my cold, dead hands.

    about 1 week, 1 day ago #

  2. I had hoped that “good decaf” wasn’t an oxymoron.

    about 2 weeks ago #

  3. @harmonyalz Thank you. It’s great to be done.

    about 1 month, 1 week ago #

  4. @brewtownandy IANAL, but my best guess is 18 U.S.C.ยง 3056(f) (2011) http://t.co/ZPlyIC99

    about 1 month, 3 weeks ago #

  5. The lady doth protest too much, methinks.

    about 1 month, 4 weeks ago #

  6. A quick search for “SEC revolving door” would reveal another big incentive.

    about 1 month, 4 weeks ago #

  7. I just spent five minutes at http://t.co/Gq5e8vrB and found 318,648,793 incentives.

    about 1 month, 4 weeks ago #

  8. Peter Wallison claims no one has ever identified an incentive for the government not to prosecute Wall St criminals: http://t.co/j053mBKo

    about 1 month, 4 weeks ago #

  9. I’m just sick over this UC Davis thing. No more. This cannot stand.

    about 2 months, 1 week ago #

  10. America, we are better than this.

    about 2 months, 1 week ago #

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