Joel Watts

I’m Joel Watts: husband of Blake and father of Zoe. We live in Houston, Texas.

I’m part of Watts Lab, Inc., where I make and manage web and mobile applications.

Use or Twitter to get in touch, or track me down elsewhere online—usually as jpwatts.

  1. I downloaded the “Don’t Mess With Texas” app and immediately fat-fingered a report of myself for “Misc. Trash” in my living room. Guilty.

    about 2 weeks ago #

  2. I hope TxDOT’s Report a Litterer tool works as advertised. Sending “Don’t Mess With Texas” bags is my favorite form of passive aggression.

    about 2 weeks ago #

  3. @srafleck A “The dishes are clean.” notification is usually greeted with swearing around here.

    about 2 weeks, 1 day ago #

  4. Blake and I got tired of asking each other if the dishes are clean. So naturally I wrote an app for that.

    about 2 weeks, 1 day ago #

  5. Drinking coffee, listening to music, doing laundry, writing an iOS app, and baking bread. You?

    about 2 weeks, 1 day ago #

  6. @paulsmith I’m a fan of complete sentences

    <wait for it>

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    about 3 weeks, 2 days ago #

  7. about 1 month, 2 weeks ago #

  8. @buildingmydrms We just finished a couple pages in the Star Wars coloring book my daughter got me for my birthday, so I’m doing well. You?

    about 2 months ago #

  9. about 3 months, 2 weeks ago #

  10. Novartis can have my Excedrin when they pry it from my cold, dead hands.

    about 4 months ago #

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